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(914): There’s a girl in my class named “La-a” pronouced “Luh Dash uh” I hate everyone

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(360): she smelled like a LAN party

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(416): Thursdays are my worst days
(1-416): but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?

Toronto represent!

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(419): Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.

EASILY the most relevant txt I’ve ever read.  It’s such a problem here, now, it’s scary.

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(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

Pure.  Genius.

RIP Billy Mays