good week for star wars talk.

• Paul Chin: also, regarding your Star Wars discussion with Jasmine: you fail. Star Wars DOES take place in the past
• Jess Somers: nah trick. they didn't have light sabers in the past. don't be silly.
• Paul Chin: it flat out says, RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING OF EVERY MOVIE: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"
• Jess Somers: but obv they're just trying to make it sound whimsical and shit.
• Paul Chin: you're ridiculous. it takes place in the past and you fail
• Jess Somers: i mean, if that's the case, why the hell don't i have my own personal death star to drive around in? cuz i totally would if it were possible... just saying
• Paul Chin: because we're in the wrong galaxy. plus, you can't drive the death star... fail squared, care to try for a hat trick?
• Jess Somers: I CAN SO DRIVE IT! why couldn't i?
• Paul Chin: the death star isn't a space ship. it's a satellite
• Jess Somers: eff that i could drive it if i wanted, dammit!
• Paul Chin: satellites are meant to orbit, not be driven
• Jess Somers: i would convert it into spaceship mode then. clearly.
• Paul Chin: they have very low powered engines with the sole purpose of making them NOT crash... moreover, it would fail as a spaceship because of it's architecture
• Jess Somers: PIMP MY DEATHSTAR, BITCHES!! i'd put a racing engine in that shit :)
• Paul Chin: yeah, right. you wouldn't even let me put sweet speakers in your car