Speaking of morning coffee, I like everything about this pic…
“Mornings Involve Star Wars”
Hot.
This is probably the greatest Star Wars summary I’ve ever seen! What’s not to love about Lego?
Galactic Empire State of Mind - Darth Vader & Princess Leia
This is the ONLY circumstance under which this song is okay. Bun’ Jay-Z and New York. Darth Vader “made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can”.
Adidas x Star Wars Trailer
Features personalities such as Calle 13, Snoop Dogg, David Beckham and Daft Punk among others.
But these Adidas x Star Wars Tie Fighter Nizzas may catch my attention if I run into them first.
good week for star wars talk.
Paul Chin: also, regarding your Star Wars discussion with Jasmine: you fail. Star Wars DOES take place in the past
Jess Somers: nah trick. they didn't have light sabers in the past. don't be silly.
Paul Chin: it flat out says, RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING OF EVERY MOVIE: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"
Jess Somers: but obv they're just trying to make it sound whimsical and shit.
Paul Chin: you're ridiculous. it takes place in the past and you fail
Jess Somers: i mean, if that's the case, why the hell don't i have my own personal death star to drive around in? cuz i totally would if it were possible... just saying
Paul Chin: because we're in the wrong galaxy. plus, you can't drive the death star... fail squared, care to try for a hat trick?
Jess Somers: I CAN SO DRIVE IT! why couldn't i?
Paul Chin: the death star isn't a space ship. it's a satellite
Jess Somers: eff that i could drive it if i wanted, dammit!
Paul Chin: satellites are meant to orbit, not be driven
Jess Somers: i would convert it into spaceship mode then. clearly.
Paul Chin: they have very low powered engines with the sole purpose of making them NOT crash... moreover, it would fail as a spaceship because of it's architecture
Jess Somers: PIMP MY DEATHSTAR, BITCHES!! i'd put a racing engine in that shit :)
Paul Chin: yeah, right. you wouldn't even let me put sweet speakers in your car
Jess Somers: nah trick. they didn't have light sabers in the past. don't be silly.
Paul Chin: it flat out says, RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING OF EVERY MOVIE: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"
Jess Somers: but obv they're just trying to make it sound whimsical and shit.
Paul Chin: you're ridiculous. it takes place in the past and you fail
Jess Somers: i mean, if that's the case, why the hell don't i have my own personal death star to drive around in? cuz i totally would if it were possible... just saying
Paul Chin: because we're in the wrong galaxy. plus, you can't drive the death star... fail squared, care to try for a hat trick?
Jess Somers: I CAN SO DRIVE IT! why couldn't i?
Paul Chin: the death star isn't a space ship. it's a satellite
Jess Somers: eff that i could drive it if i wanted, dammit!
Paul Chin: satellites are meant to orbit, not be driven
Jess Somers: i would convert it into spaceship mode then. clearly.
Paul Chin: they have very low powered engines with the sole purpose of making them NOT crash... moreover, it would fail as a spaceship because of it's architecture
Jess Somers: PIMP MY DEATHSTAR, BITCHES!! i'd put a racing engine in that shit :)
Paul Chin: yeah, right. you wouldn't even let me put sweet speakers in your car
