Fictional Women I Wish Were Real So I Could Date Them [Vol. 2]

  1. Zatanna Zatara
    She does sold out magic shows and she saves the world on the side.  The only thing cooler about a woman with Superman on speed dial is the fact that she can keep me entertained with card tricks.  And for bonus points, she rocked the top hat before T-Pain or even Slash.
  2. April O’Neal
    Any woman who’s cool with hanging out with mutant turtles and a rat in a sewer already wins brownie points since she’s probably not phased by guy-isms (eg. engine grease, sweat from playing sports, etc.).  On top of that, she’s a redhead and a computer programmer, or a journalist if you’re referring to the 1987 cartoon.  Whichever one, techie girls and literate girls are equally hot.
  3. Freida Goren
    She’s obviously cool with hanging out with comicbook geeks since her best friend is Virgil Hawkins.  She’s also the only white girl I can think of, real or fictional, who does so AND can deal with black people’s hair.  If we’re going to have a future together, this is a bridge we’re going to have to cross.
  4. Natasha Irons
    I love a brainy girl who can also keep it real.  Reprogramming Superman’s Kryptonian robot to speak in ebonics is probably as real as it gets with a command-line interface.  She also looks good in silver, which is good.  If she wore gold, she’d clash with my jewelry.
  5. Beatriz da Costa
    She’s Brazilian.  She’s on fire and it’s GREEN.  Need I say more?

2 years agoNotes

Fictional Women I Wish Were Real So I Could Date Them [Vol. 1]

  1. Josie McCoy
    She’s the sweetest redhead on the face of the planet AND she’s a musician.  While hot female drummers are normally my thing, I’m not a fan of blondes, nor do I care for airheads.  Plus those who play rhythm AND lead guitar trump all.
  2. Selina Kyle
    There’s just something about Catwoman that just screams sex appeal.  It’s not even that she’s a total fox but the fact that she loves adventure as much as she does is always a plus.  In addition, she comes from an abusive past but certainly handled it better than a certain real life girl who also loves leather.
  3. Samus Aran
    What do you want from me?  While the exo-suit bulky enough to challenge Master Chief is a total turn-off, flying around the universe in her spaceship would be a killer first date (why do you think I went to Space Camp?).
  4. Cassandra Cain
    It’s becoming pretty obvious that I have a soft spot in my heart for femme fatales.  I need an honest girl and who knows more about honesty than someone who for the first 16+ years of her life couldn’t speak but could read body language like english?  She can speak now AND kicks major butt.
  5. Gwen Stacy
    I know she’s Peter Parker’s first real love and all that but honestly, smart girls are definitely a thumbs up in my book.  As a selling point, I’m not up to anything which would get her thrown off a bridge by a psycho in a goblin suit.  And besides, he’d probably wish her away for that ancient old aunt of his too.

2 years ago0 notes

Twitter

Facebook




Upcoming Events



All original material copyright 2008-2012 Paul Chin
Site Designed by Paul Chin
Powered by Tumblr