- Zatanna Zatara
She does sold out magic shows and she saves the world on the side. The only thing cooler about a woman with Superman on speed dial is the fact that she can keep me entertained with card tricks. And for bonus points, she rocked the top hat before T-Pain or even Slash.
- April O’Neal
Any woman who’s cool with hanging out with mutant turtles and a rat in a sewer already wins brownie points since she’s probably not phased by guy-isms (eg. engine grease, sweat from playing sports, etc.). On top of that, she’s a redhead and a computer programmer, or a journalist if you’re referring to the 1987 cartoon. Whichever one, techie girls and literate girls are equally hot.
- Freida Goren
She’s obviously cool with hanging out with comicbook geeks since her best friend is Virgil Hawkins. She’s also the only white girl I can think of, real or fictional, who does so AND can deal with black people’s hair. If we’re going to have a future together, this is a bridge we’re going to have to cross.
- Natasha Irons
I love a brainy girl who can also keep it real. Reprogramming Superman’s Kryptonian robot to speak in ebonics is probably as real as it gets with a command-line interface. She also looks good in silver, which is good. If she wore gold, she’d clash with my jewelry.
- Beatriz da Costa
She’s Brazilian. She’s on fire and it’s GREEN. Need I say more?
- Josie McCoy
She’s the sweetest redhead on the face of the planet AND she’s a musician. While hot female drummers are normally my thing, I’m not a fan of blondes, nor do I care for airheads. Plus those who play rhythm AND lead guitar trump all.
- Selina Kyle
There’s just something about Catwoman that just screams sex appeal. It’s not even that she’s a total fox but the fact that she loves adventure as much as she does is always a plus. In addition, she comes from an abusive past but certainly handled it better than a certain real life girl who also loves leather.
- Samus Aran
What do you want from me? While the exo-suit bulky enough to challenge Master Chief is a total turn-off, flying around the universe in her spaceship would be a killer first date (why do you think I went to Space Camp?).
- Cassandra Cain
It’s becoming pretty obvious that I have a soft spot in my heart for femme fatales. I need an honest girl and who knows more about honesty than someone who for the first 16+ years of her life couldn’t speak but could read body language like english? She can speak now AND kicks major butt.
- Gwen Stacy
I know she’s Peter Parker’s first real love and all that but honestly, smart girls are definitely a thumbs up in my book. As a selling point, I’m not up to anything which would get her thrown off a bridge by a psycho in a goblin suit. And besides, he’d probably wish her away for that ancient old aunt of his too.