“Sh*t, guys, I witnessed a f*cking murder the other day! Me and my sister were riding home from school and I was listening to my music so I wasn’t paying attention to anything. When we stopped at the bottom of the hill my sister started screaming and I looked over and saw her pointing and I followed her stare. Th…ere were these three guys, two of them standing and one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of them had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the head of the guy on the ground. My sister called 911 and then the other guy who hadn’t been doing anything took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head! At this point we were in shock and couldn’t stop watching. The two guys got into a car and sped off. When we got home I was so visibly shaken I told my mom what we had just seen then she got all scared and said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” Oh I got you good, you f*ckers.”