Fictional Women I Wish Were Real So I Could Date Them [Vol. 2]
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Zatanna Zatara
She does sold out magic shows and she saves the world on the side. The only thing cooler about a woman with Superman on speed dial is the fact that she can keep me entertained with card tricks. And for bonus points, she rocked the top hat before T-Pain or even Slash. -
April O’Neal
Any woman who’s cool with hanging out with mutant turtles and a rat in a sewer already wins brownie points since she’s probably not phased by guy-isms (eg. engine grease, sweat from playing sports, etc.). On top of that, she’s a redhead and a computer programmer, or a journalist if you’re referring to the 1987 cartoon. Whichever one, techie girls and literate girls are equally hot. -
Freida Goren
She’s obviously cool with hanging out with comicbook geeks since her best friend is Virgil Hawkins. She’s also the only white girl I can think of, real or fictional, who does so AND can deal with black people’s hair. If we’re going to have a future together, this is a bridge we’re going to have to cross. -
Natasha Irons
I love a brainy girl who can also keep it real. Reprogramming Superman’s Kryptonian robot to speak in ebonics is probably as real as it gets with a command-line interface. She also looks good in silver, which is good. If she wore gold, she’d clash with my jewelry. -
Beatriz da Costa
She’s Brazilian. She’s on fire and it’s GREEN. Need I say more?
