Why did society decide that waiters and bartenders should get consistently tipped but not baristas?

jazzimm:

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Reblogged for Paul, who put up with a lot of stupidity as a barista, haha.

I dunno what this cat’s talking about.  I roll out with up to $30 (and that’s KYD so I’m talking about REAL money) on a shift.

Here are some Barista Protips to help a brotha’ out:

  • Contrary to popular belief, being a barista in the business sector of a downtown sphere is NOT directly proportional to good tips.  Good business, yes.  But good tips, no.  The reason for this is that, quite frankly, suits don’t know a thing about good service.  They think they deserve it but only notice when they don’t get it and, either way, are too stingy to pay for it.

  • Cafés located in tourist-oriented areas are goldmines.  For whatever reason, tourists (no matter what their actual jobs are) seem to instinctively know to tip.  Additionally, most of your business will come from OTHER people working in the service industry who know, appreciate and will acknowledge good service with tips.  However small they may come, they’ll come consistently.

  • The key to a tip jar that customers at least acknowledge is to never let it fill.  Periodically, perhaps during slow periods (though you may just be shafted if you work for constantly busy spots like Satan Starbucks), empty the jar, count up the contents and put it away in the form of larger bills to be later divided.  This is also advantageous as when the shift ends and its time to divvy up the booty amongst your coworkers, you won’t have to spend forever counting up a day’s worth of change then switching it out for bills in the register, THEN splitting it between yourselves.

But of course, you’re entitled to not do any of this.  This is just how Café del Sol gets down.  Any baristas opposed to how we get down should feel free to continue in poverty if they want :)

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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 9

  • Customer: Seriously! Are you all that broke that your computers are so broken down??
  • Me: What seems to be the problem ma'am?
  • Customer: THEY'RE SLOW!
  • Me: We don't "make" the Internet, ma'am. Also, where's yours then?
  • Customer: *waddles out*
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 8

  • Customer: What's in the apple turnovers? Apple?
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 7

  • Customer: Alright then, thanks!
  • Me: No worries.
  • Customer: No worries.. What a nice wish!
  • Me: *speechless; smiles*
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 6

  • Phone: *Rings*
  • Me: *Deals with customer*
  • Phone: *Rings out*
  • Phone: *Rings*
  • Me: *Deals with customer*
  • Phone: *Rings*
  • Me: *Answers phone* Hello?
  • Voice on phone: Hi. I'm just calling to see if you're open, and if so, until what time?
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 5

  • Lady: I'll just take a strawberry banana smoothie.
  • Me: Okay. Will there be anything else?
  • Lady: *Looks in display case fridge* Ooh! I'll also take a slice of that chocolate cake to go! But I shouldn't... You should have told me it was all gone!
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 2

  • Baristas: *Dealing with a customer with computer trouble*
  • New customer: *Walks in at 2.40pm*
  • Baristas: (To already present customer) What's the problem? Your time ode is showing no time remaining?
  • Customer: Yeah. I mean, I had at least 10 minutes on it AND I asked you *points to me* to check if I was logged out.
  • Me: Yeah, you did. But now it shows no time left. Okay, we should be able to put the time back on it.
  • Coworker: *Reapplies time*
  • Customer: Yeah, I only really need to check one thing so I shouldn't need to buy another whole hour.
  • New Customer: *grinning* AM I GONNA BE ABLE TO ORDER SOON?? I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 10 MINUTES!
  • Me: *Checks watch: 2.42pm*
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 1

  • Customer: Lemme have a vanilla flabby... How you call dat ting?
  • Me: Frappe (pron. frap)
  • Customer: Froggy. Lemme have a vanilla froggy with extra whipped cream. Boy dat ting you did make for me the other night neva taste good!
  • Me: *is puzzled* huh?
  • Customer: Dat mango and banana something. Wha you call it? Fruity?
  • Me: ... Smoothie
  • Customer: Mmmm. Dat Make my stomach feel bad!
  • Me: *thinking* Guy, you were so excited to order that the second I told you that you could mix two fruits. Nobody forced you to buy that garbage. *sigh* $4.25 sir.
  • Customer: That's with the extra whip cheese?
  • Me: *WTF* Uh, the whipped cream? That's included.
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On the first day of Kwanzaa, my true live gave to me a Umoja sketch in a receipt.

On the first day of Kwanzaa, my true live gave to me a Umoja sketch in a receipt.

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longlivekim:

One of my favorite up and coming graphic designers, Paul Chin, happens to be from right here in the Cayman Islands (by way of Uni in Toronto).  He’s been doing a fun little bonus for some of his customers at the local coffee joint by giving away free receipt sketches, and today he did one for me.  Yes, that’s me soaring in a flying dunk.  Check him out.

One of my professors once told me “illustrators are the rock stars of the design world”.  Today this sentiment was affirmed and solidified.  I mean, it has to be true otherwise Kim wouldn’t be rocking with your boy.
By the way, you can’t see it very clearly from this shot but the label on the tongue shows that these are Hanukkah variant Dunks (as misspelt in my handwriting lol).

longlivekim:

One of my favorite up and coming graphic designers, Paul Chin, happens to be from right here in the Cayman Islands (by way of Uni in Toronto).  He’s been doing a fun little bonus for some of his customers at the local coffee joint by giving away free receipt sketches, and today he did one for me.  Yes, that’s me soaring in a flying dunk.  Check him out.

One of my professors once told me “illustrators are the rock stars of the design world”.  Today this sentiment was affirmed and solidified.  I mean, it has to be true otherwise Kim wouldn’t be rocking with your boy.

By the way, you can’t see it very clearly from this shot but the label on the tongue shows that these are Hanukkah variant Dunks (as misspelt in my handwriting lol).

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