Customer:
Lemme have a vanilla flabby... How you call dat ting?
Me:
Frappe (pron. frap)
Customer:
Froggy. Lemme have a vanilla froggy with extra whipped cream. Boy dat ting you did make for me the other night neva taste good!
Me:
*is puzzled* huh?
Customer:
Dat mango and banana something. Wha you call it? Fruity?
Me:
... Smoothie
Customer:
Mmmm. Dat Make my stomach feel bad!
Me:
*thinking* Guy, you were so excited to order that the second I told you that you could mix two fruits. Nobody forced you to buy that garbage. *sigh* $4.25 sir.
I tell stories for a living. I can draw it out for you so you can see it or put some music in the back and make it rhyme. I don't believe in backup plans and I sign my name with a pineapple. I was born speaking English and exported into speaking Spanish. If you give me money, I'll give you hustle. Or we could just shoot the breeze. I'm currently in the Cayman Islands/Toronto.
