(We wrote an entire movie today via Gchat. If you are a producer, you know how to contact us. Enjoy!)
Marisa: I'm your dumb friend who tells you to go on 100 dates
Dave: For inspiration for the blog.
Marisa: Yeah, but then you end up falling in love.
Dave: well duh
Marisa: and the girl gets mad that it was for a blog and runs away but then comes back. On a bridge or something
Dave: "this was just for a stupid blog?!"
Marisa: yep
Dave: "Yes, well, no, I can explain! I mean, at first it was!" But then, something happened. Something different. Something...wonderful"
Marisa: too late, she's already gone! You need a bold romantic gesture!
Dave: A skywriting plane at her outdoor garden party!
Marisa: The band is tipped off to play silly romantic song that references some shared experience. Of course, you do something romantic/embarrassing.
Dave: Clearly I'm the one singing with the band. "Allison" by Elvis Costello.
Marisa: Yeah. You take the stage…
Dave: (they're always conveniently named Allison)
Marisa: She tries to look mad but just covers her mouth and smiles and checks in with her friends.
Dave: her friends = 1 black girl, 1 asian girl, and a redhead.
Marisa: Yup. She takes the stage and then smooches you and then smushes a cake in your face or something. Everyone celebrates.
Dave: Next scene is us on a boat together. Being steered by a wacky character from earlier in the movie
Marisa: She's pregnant or holding a baby.
Dave: The eccentric man who owns the store where I got the girl her favorite necklace.
Marisa: "get right back where we started from" plays as you throw a laptop overboard.
Dave: Voice Over starts: "Turns out, what I was looking for wasn't on Tumblr, or Facebook, or any website."
Marisa: hahaha
Dave: *after the credits you see a dolphin using the laptop
Marisa: Dolphin winks to camera
Dave: FADE TO BLACK!