theblast-blog:

today i have a little inside info for all of you suckas that aren’t a part of the dark side. i am going to let you all in on a little secret called “the nod”. this little gem is something that only black people or people who are “down” know about. basically anytime two of these individuals pass each other in the street, they make eye contact and give each other “the nod”. i am not fucking joking when i tell you this, ask any of your black friends and they will tell you that it’s true.

i have made a crash course for all of you that want to be “down”

1. walk on the street and make yourself aware of all of the people around you. (black people need not worry about this step because they are always on the lookout for “the man” trying to stab them in the back)

2. once you see a black person try to initiate eye contact. no rape eyes please, that just leads to “what the fuck are you looking at asshole?”

3. once engaged hold the look for about 1-2 seconds. (this lets both parties decide if the other is down. see faq’s to see who is down)

4. now proceed to nod. (there is to be no smiling, that may mean gayness)

5. keep walking and NEVER EVER look back.

faq’s

q. who is not down?

a. anyone who likes drake, lollipops, holding their girlfriends purse, guys with lv man purses, guys who use the word “cute” in english or chinese and whole bunch of other assholes that i would never nod to, plus if you need to ask if you are “down” then you are not!

q. what if a black guy doesn’t nod when i nod to him?

a. assuming you are “down” or black he must nod, if he doesn’t then he must either be a fucken asshole or….nope he’s just a fucken asshole.

q. does the nod work on other races?

a. no. i have tried and everyone is oblivious to the nod except for black people.

ddt!!!!

the.child

Factual.  I once stayed 2 hotels over from an African Business Leaders conference in Beijing.  Nods galore.