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dealbreaker: DEALMAKER:  You’re So Fucking Talented Hey, I know I’m early, but I was in the neighborhood.  Oh, that’s cute, you were painting in your living room.  Sure, I’d like to see- probably a bowl of fruit or a sunset or something.  Holy shit.  You painted this?  You painted this TODAY?  You fucking woke up and fucking PAINTED THIS?  Jesus Christ, I need to sit down.  Sure, I would like something to eat.  Probably some cereal or something.  Jesus Christ.  You made this?  You used fucking herbs and spices and seasonings and and threw this together?  Fuck Fuck Fuck.  Yeah, maybe some music would help me relax… You are sitting in front of a piano.  You have a fucking piano?  You are smiling at me and sitting at a piano and magic is coming from your hands and you are not wearing a bra and you are covered in paint from this fucking painting you just fucking painted.  Consider my chips cashed in. NOTICE TO THE LADIES: I am Paul Chin: Dealmaker.

dealbreaker:

DEALMAKER:  You’re So Fucking Talented

Hey, I know I’m early, but I was in the neighborhood.  Oh, that’s cute, you were painting in your living room.  Sure, I’d like to see- probably a bowl of fruit or a sunset or something.  Holy shit.  You painted this?  You painted this TODAY?  You fucking woke up and fucking PAINTED THIS?  Jesus Christ, I need to sit down.  Sure, I would like something to eat.  Probably some cereal or something.  Jesus Christ.  You made this?  You used fucking herbs and spices and seasonings and and threw this together?  Fuck Fuck Fuck.  Yeah, maybe some music would help me relax… You are sitting in front of a piano.  You have a fucking piano?  You are smiling at me and sitting at a piano and magic is coming from your hands and you are not wearing a bra and you are covered in paint from this fucking painting you just fucking painted.  Consider my chips cashed in.

NOTICE TO THE LADIES:

I am Paul Chin: Dealmaker.

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