Memoirs of a Barista - Part 3
- Customer: Do you serve coffee here?
- Me: *looks around, surveying the interior; sigh* Yes.
We'd laugh you out of the country
Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML
Posted on 30th Dec 09 
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Posted on 30th Dec 09
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But these Adidas x Star Wars Tie Fighter Nizzas may catch my attention if I run into them first.
Posted on 29th Dec 09
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Adidas Highrise.
I’d just like to formally announce that when these drop in January 2010, I shall very well be at the Adidas Originals Store on Queen Street and they shall be in full copperage.
Posted on 29th Dec 09
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 2
- Baristas: *Dealing with a customer with computer trouble*
- New customer: *Walks in at 2.40pm*
- Baristas: (To already present customer) What's the problem? Your time ode is showing no time remaining?
- Customer: Yeah. I mean, I had at least 10 minutes on it AND I asked you *points to me* to check if I was logged out.
- Me: Yeah, you did. But now it shows no time left. Okay, we should be able to put the time back on it.
- Coworker: *Reapplies time*
- Customer: Yeah, I only really need to check one thing so I shouldn't need to buy another whole hour.
- New Customer: *grinning* AM I GONNA BE ABLE TO ORDER SOON?? I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 10 MINUTES!
- Me: *Checks watch: 2.42pm*
Posted on 29th Dec 09
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DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) - Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits
2009 will be so very distinguishable in music history when humankind unearths the remains of early 21st Century civilisation. It’s uncanny how many of these songs actually sound alike (remixed alterations notwithstanding).
Posted on 28th Dec 09
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Memoirs of a Barista - Part 1
- Customer: Lemme have a vanilla flabby... How you call dat ting?
- Me: Frappe (pron. frap)
- Customer: Froggy. Lemme have a vanilla froggy with extra whipped cream. Boy dat ting you did make for me the other night neva taste good!
- Me: *is puzzled* huh?
- Customer: Dat mango and banana something. Wha you call it? Fruity?
- Me: ... Smoothie
- Customer: Mmmm. Dat Make my stomach feel bad!
- Me: *thinking* Guy, you were so excited to order that the second I told you that you could mix two fruits. Nobody forced you to buy that garbage. *sigh* $4.25 sir.
- Customer: That's with the extra whip cheese?
- Me: *WTF* Uh, the whipped cream? That's included.
Posted on 28th Dec 09
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On the first day of Kwanzaa, my true live gave to me a Umoja sketch in a receipt.
Posted on 26th Dec 09
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Merry Christmas
From all the way here in the Cayman Islands, to you wherever you are :)
Posted on 25th Dec 09
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6od:
was introduced to this for the first time last night. watched it about a dozen times and still laugh.
NEVER FUCKING FORGET.
Oh this is amazing.
Thong, thong, thong, thong lookin’ ass nigga.
Posted on 24th Dec 09
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