December 2008
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Purp: The Anthology
Paul: it's like talking to lil wayne and his purp'ed up self!
Jess: purp'ed?
Paul: you know
Jess: whaaa?
Paul: purp?
Jess: lmfao
Jess: ghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Paul: that drink made up of codeine cough syrup and alcohol?
Jess: lmfao
Paul: it's really stupid yet really popular in the south
Paul: think Big Boi, Paul Wall, Lil Wayne, etc.
Jess: asfkhuld
Jess: whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Jess: lmfao
Jess: oh my god im going to die
Paul: you've never heard of purp?
Jess: lmao
Jess: wtf? no
Jess: lmfao
Jess: why in hell's name would you know that
Paul: why do you think lil wayne's voice is like that?
Jess: oh man i've never laughed so hard in my whole life
Jess: lmfao
Paul: lol
Jess: i thought his voice was just his voice
Jess: lmfao
Paul: nah
Jess: wtf? PURP? lmfao
Paul: that's after a good couple years of guzzling that stuff on the daily
Jess: i cant even wrap my mind around how hilarious that moment was
Jess: wow
Jess: my stomach hurts from laughter
Jess: i am going to have a tank six pack one of these days
Paul: you may know it more commonly as "syrup" or "sizzurp"
Jess: LMFAO
Paul: really?
Paul: not ringing any bells?
Jess: still no, but that started a whole new giggle festival over here so thanks for that lmao
Jess: lollllll
Jess: oh shit. so funny.
Jess: wow
Jess: lol
Jess: lmao but really. WTF.
Paul: wow! what hole have you been under?
Jess: obviously not hte one the keep all the purp in?
Jess: lmfao
Paul: lol
Jess: also, how would i be UNDER a hole?
Paul: i don't think they keep purp in a hole
Jess: do you mean i was living in a hole?
Jess: or perhaps UNDER a rock?
Jess: probably not a combination of the two
Paul: amalgamation of both
Jess: lol
Jess: yeah now you're as much of a crackhead as i am
Jess: lol
Paul: one time, jess, one time
Jess: lmfao
Paul: you've been at it all night!
Jess: why the hell is it called purp
Jess: lmfao
Jess: oh my god
Paul: really?
Jess: the laughing wont stop. it hurts. what have you done????
Paul: you can't guess why?
Jess: lmfaoo
Jess: im in such pain lol
Paul: really jess?
Paul: "why is it called purp?"
Paul: is that the best you've got?
Jess: PAUL SHUT UP. YOURE MAKING IT FUNNIER
Paul: COUGH SYRUP JESS!
Jess: SHHHHHHHH
Jess: STOP
Paul: IT'S FRICKIN' PURPLE!
Jess: LMAO STOP, ITS HURTING
Jess: LMFAO
Jess: lmfao that has to be the stupidest thing i've ever heard of in my life.
Paul: you've never heard any lyrics that go along the lines of "sippin' on some sizzurp"?
Jess: you mean to tell me that if i went up to lil wayne and was just like "yo, pass me some PURP" he would know exactly what i was talking about? lmfao
Paul: YES!
Jess: LMFAO
Paul: why is this news to you?
Jess: why ISNT it news to you???!
Paul: this is MIND BLOWING!
Paul: because it's been around since i was in frickin' high school!
Jess: whats mind blowing is that i havent stopped laughing yet
Jess: lol
Paul: lmao
Paul: i wish i could be there to see it
Jess: what the HELL is PURP?!?
Jess: lmfao
Jess: that has to be the stupidest concoction ever lmfao WHAT is the point of that
Jess: im googling that shit
Jess: i dont believe you
Jess: lmfao
Paul: it gets you drunk AND high at the same time
Paul: imagine
Paul: copious amounts of alcohol AND pharmaceutical cough medicine?
Paul: it's a total trip
Jess: "Purp 416 up, 250 down
Purp is a recreational drink popular in the Southern United States whose main ingredients originally consisted of some type of prescription cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine, and either soda or fruit juice. Recently, the term has expanded to cover mixtures including over-the-counter cough syrup and vodka in place of prescription cough syrup."
Jess: oh my god
Jess: you weren't lying
Jess: LMFAO
Paul: lol
Paul: told you!
Paul: how the hell could i make something like that up?
Jess: I CANT EVEN WRAP MY MIND AROUND THAT
Jess: lmfaoooooo
Paul: like, totally on the spot like that?
Jess: im gunna die
Jess: im gunna just die from laughing
Jess: i'm going to keep laughing until i roll over and cease to live
Jess: lmfao oh my god
Paul: and neither midol nor purp can help you with this one!
Jess: oh. my. god.
Jess: lmao
Jess: why the hell were we even talking about this in the first place?
Jess: this is easily the funniest thing i've discovered in ages
Jess: oh man
Paul: because i said talking to you was like talking to lil wayne when he's all purp'ed up
Paul: and you'd never heard of purp
Jess: LMFAO
Jess: it's still funny
Paul: commence description
Jess: Paul says:
"because i said talking to you was like talking to lil wayne when he's all purp'ed up"
Jess: lmfao reading that begins a whole new wave of laughter
Jess: lol my tummy hurts
Jess: i need my bed. lol this is such a problem
Paul: lol
Jess: easily the most hilarious conversation of my day.
Jess: good times
Paul: you're welcome
Jess: lmfao
Jess: purp
Jess: i cant even think it without laughing
Jess: what the hell
Jess: lol "purp"
Paul: in fact, Big Boi and the Purple Ribbon All Stars released an album called "Got Purp?"
Paul: i think there were two volumes
Jess: LMAO
Paul: it had that song "Kryptonite"
Jess: just stop
Jess: YOURE GOING TO KILL ME
Jess: i love that song actually
Jess: lol
Paul: yes
Paul: from the album "Got Purp?"
Jess: i didnt know what album it was from
Jess: but thank you for enlightening me
Jess: lol holy smokes
Paul: you're welcome
Jess: i havent laughed that hard in many a moon
Jess: lmao. purp.
Jess: like even just looking at it on the screen. purp. lmfao. its just the stupidest-looking word ever
Paul: only after "sizzurp"
Jess: like the whole concept of it is stupid, but like even the way it looks it just dumb
Jess: wow
Jess: lol
Paul: this is why i can't listen to most southern rap anymore lol
Paul: can you imagine the mindset?
Jess: wow
Jess: at least i'll never be as cracked out as lil wayne apparently is
Jess: i feel so much better about my midol usage now :)
Jess: lol
Paul: lol
Jess: i really need to go to bed now lol. my midol high is wearing off, and i can feel the crash coming.
Paul: chuggin' that purp on the daily
Jess: LMAO STOPPPP
Jess: shit, you started a fresh new wave again
Jess: lol
Jess: ohhh no.
Jess: lmfao
Paul: sippin' on the sizzurp
Jess: just stop
Jess: lol just no. no more. its done. we need to move on.
Jess: wow.
Paul: *raspy voice* WEEZY F. BABY!
Jess: wowwww.
Jess: lol
Paul: *glug glug glug*
Jess: lmfaoo
Jess: STOP IT
Jess: are you trying to kill me??
Jess: lmfao
Paul: *croaks*
Jess: oh no
Jess: lol
Jess: i need to go to BED. the crash is coming
Jess: lol
Paul: ok
Paul: talk to you then
Jess: alright lol
Paul: btw, how'd your 3D thing come out?
Jess: ummmm not as well as i'd hoped but passable lol i got really really really frustrated
Jess: you?
Paul: i nailed it!
Jess: lol nice
Paul: mainly because i was able to explain it
Jess: yeah i dont get the benefit of an explanation, i just had to hand mine in
Paul: so i got all into how passionate i am about my music and lyricism
Paul: it was awesome!
Paul: lol
Jess: lol thats good
Paul: yeah
Paul: but i say this now
Paul: keep in mind this is the hormonal preggo teacher
Paul: she was all "oh, it's really really good!" then
Paul: but i bet when she was marking it was a whole 'nother ball game
Paul: i should buy her some midol... or purp
Jess: LMFAOOOOIOOO
Jess: oh hell
Jess: lmfao
Jess: shit, you just had to go there didn't you
Paul: couldn't resist
Jess: lmfao my stomach is killing me, i hope it was worth it
Paul: very much so :D
Paul: always a pleasure to make you smile!
Jess: lol yeah, until my face gets to the point where all the cheek muscles are hurting from being overused
Jess: ok bedtime, the crash has arrived, i'm falling asleep on my keyboard lol. i shall talk to you later!!
Paul: later babe! :)
Jess: night!
November 2008
69 posts
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A Super Powered Question
I think I may be the only person on the whole Tumblrverse that would use them for good! I mean, really? Am I the ONLY person who wants to be a superhero and stop bad guys?
I hope this is no indication of what Tumblrs are supposed to be like because I kinda enjoy it here and I’d hate to be in the wrong!
hunsonisgroovy:
If you had super powers… would you use them for good or abuse them...
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One AM Rantette
You’re slowly shaping up to be one of the biggest wastes of my life. Funny how much you hate when I say that yet you don’t do anything to prove otherwise. I truly had no idea my vanishing act works both ways.
Grow a pair. If not, stop kicking mine and you can borrow them.
P.S. This is like drunk dialing, only I’m sober and I mean every word.
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You Got Me ft. Jill Scott & Erykah Badu - The...
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WatchKanye West performs Heartless on Conan O’Brien. He’s done the singing thing (live) better before but I think the performance overall is probably one of his best. It reminds me of the first time I saw him do Stronger on SNL with the violins and all that jazz!
It’s becoming increasingly more unappealing to be a musician considering Kanye West is taking all the good ideas for...
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The Odd Couple
Sam: I think we look like an odd couple.
Paul: Really?
Sam: Yeah. I can just imagine sitting on the street and looking at us, thinking "I'd like to know those people!"
Paul: Would you? Well it's a good thing you know me!
Sam: Yeah! I mean, you, by yourself, are just REALLY interesting to look at... *glances at Paul's well bundled-up self*
Paul: It's true. I AM pretty interesting.
Sam: ... And I'm just really pretty!
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This Week's Heroes was Intense!
Thanks to Christina Haberkern for all the lovely eclipse charcoal sketches and such! I totally want Nathan Bennett to drop those fools!
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To All You Dirty Smokers in America →
Now that I’ve got your attention, here are the facts, prepared for you in a nice shiny Flash object! Happy Cancer!
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Looking for the Title (Remastered Instro) - World...
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So did anyone else watch YouTube Live?
Because I did and it was brilliant! I still love Julia Nunes!
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Pablo Famoso Presents...
Pablo Famoso Presents by ~wing-wing on deviantART
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Music meme
via: breefield:
Rules: - Choose a singer/band/group - Answer the following using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group Band: N*E*R*D 1. Are you male or female? Thrasher 2. Describe yourself. Spaz 3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Happy 4. How would you describe your previous relationship? She Wants To Move 5. Describe your current relationship. Laugh About It 6. Where would...
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WatchA Game for Life is a brilliant short film about one woman’s work using football to better the conditions around her in Port Elizabeth, South Africa. Found it on Good!
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Fantastic - Will.I.Am
Best song ever. But not...
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I've just had a revelation
There’s always someone who takes heartbreak worse than you.
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I could take 26...
lfarm:
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?
(via ben parks)
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WatchReason #432 Pharrell Williams is awesome: He’s a robot!
Universal Mind Control ft. Pharrell - Common
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Happy Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Been
And I know you’re watching. Today sucks. It’s been a perfectly decent day so far, save for what day it is. And while I’d hoped I’d be alright, I’m not so much. But tomorrow will be better.
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Into the Sunshine - Julia Nunes
My favourite...
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“White kids want the funky otherness of hip-hop… without all the scary...”
– Ethan Stanislawski on Hipster Rap
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“Where words fail, music speaks”
– Hans Christian Andersen
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Love Lockdown (remix) ft. R. Kelly - Kanye West
...
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WatchOne of the live variations of the gorgeous solo in Sooner or Later. This is the one I got to see when N*E*R*D came to Toronto.
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Sooner or Later
… it all comes crashing down.
For whatever reason, I’ve kinda felt this way lately. And ironically, that’s literally what happened to a project of mine yesterday morning that I had to turn in last night (the end wasn’t pretty).
But as I listen to the lyrics, over and over again, I realise how absolutely amazing the song actually is, both for it’s production and...
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I Need a Guitar
… or a piano. I’m getting equally inspired by and jealous of the musicians in my iTunes library.
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150 List..before I'm 30.
Bold the ones you’ve done. 01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink 02. Swam with dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Bungee jumped 11. Visited Paris 12. Watched a lightning storm at sea 13. Stayed up all...
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Comicbook Geekery Level Up!
So my darling sister, Kristi, catalogued my comicbook collection (the two thirds or so that’s still at home) and sent it to me today! So that means my Daytum is all accurate now!
It’s only my DC, Wildstorm and Image stuff up there (graphic novels and trade paperbacks notwithstanding) because that’s really the stuff I consider to be part of the whole when I consciously decided...
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Dear Tumblrs
christinahaberkern:
awesome-everyday:
When are your birthdays? I really don’t care about the year.
Mine is January 31st.
December 27th. Yup, I’m names after Jesus.
14th of May. I was born on Mother’s Day in 1989!
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“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of...”
– Anonymous
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See You In My Nightmares ft. Lil Wayne - Kanye...
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Can I Kick It - A Tribe Called Quest
So glad a...
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Hot Amazon x Gorgeous Filipina
Lady Icons by ~wing-wing on deviantART
Ten Million Internet Points to whoever can tell me who the hottie next to Wonder Woman is without checking the original piece!
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I Stand Corrected
So as you may have noticed, I have a random Fun Fact segment in the sidebar. These little tidbits of trivia are actual truths, gleaned from my grey matter and posted to the internet in real time!
Example:
But after raiding the internet this morning, it turns out that this one is not actually 100% true!
At least not when Olivia Munn is involved!
And yes, I went through all that just to...
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WatchKanye West still never ceases to amaze me. If I ever get my act together (no pun intended) and make it big as a musician, I want my first music video to be animated!
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Bundle Up, Yo!
Bundle Up Yo by ~wing-wing on deviantART
Totally feels good to crank something out after such a hiatus!
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It's 4.57 PM (GMT -05.00)...
and it’s already been getting dark since around 2-ish. This makes my Caribbean soul very sad!
Luckily, me and Maia are having our Fall Depression Caymanian Dinner Jamboree next week!
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Never Apologize
hunsonisgroovy:
The post that you chose to put up reflects what you like or are interested in.
You should not apologize for your post. If someone finds it offensive… they should move on. It’s only a quick scroll down to the next post.
You can’t please everyone.
Word life. If you said it, then you meant it. Tell it how you live it, always.
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